Q:So I only just realized you're a mod at trollplay. Wow.
SAY HI TO EVERY NON-EXISTENT ANCESTOR ANYONE EVER ERRONEOUSLY ADMIRED WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING AROUND WITH THAT TIME MACHINE YOU’VE GOT THERE. I CAN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU WOULD BRING SHIT UP FROM SUCH A LONG TIME AGO.
WAY TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY YOUTH, DICKNECK.
STOP REFERRING TO HUMANS AS KIDS AND TROLLS AS TROLLS, YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS. WE’RE ALL KIDS, SO WHY DO THE HUMANS GET SPECIAL DESCRIPTORS?
LEARN YOUR OWN GODDAMN HOLIDAYS, OH MY GOD.
I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT APRIL FOOLS TO KNOW TWO THINGS:
ONE IS THAT IT’S PROBABLY THE SECOND WORST HUMAN INVENTION NEXT TO THEIR SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE VERSION OF THE JUGGALO.
THE OTHER IS THAT SAYING SOMETHING ON MARCH 31ST AND THEN TAKING IT BACK ON APRIL 1ST ISN’T HOW APRIL FOOLS DAY WORKS YOU DROOLING FUCKS, THAT’S HOW LYING WORKS. AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK HAS TO START AND END ON APRIL FIRST, LIKE YOU TELL SOME ALIEN FRIEND OF YOURS THAT YOU CONTRACTED A DISEASE THAT ONLY YOUR SPECIES CONTRACTS, AND THAT IT MAKES YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED SOMEBODY TO SIT BY THEIR NOOK AND INHALE THE GAS RELEASED TO DECONTAMINATE IT IN THEIR LUNGS BEFORE IT HAS A CHANCE TO IGNITE THE ATMOSPHERE AND KILL EVERY OTHER LIVING THING IN THE AREA. THEN LATER IN THE DAY YOU TELL THEM THAT, APRIL FOOLS, THEY WERE JUST SMELLING YOUR GROSS FARTS ALL DAY.
IF YOU TELL THEM THE DAY BEFORE APRIL FOOLS THAT YOU’VE ENTERED A DOOMED TIMELINE AND THEN TELL THEM THE NEXT DAY ON APRIL FIRST THAT YOU WERE JUST PRANKING THEM, IT MAKES YOU A LIAR AND A SHITHEAD. IT’S NOT AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK, IT’S A MARCH 31ST PRANK THAT ENDED A DAY LATER AND ALSO GETS YOUR ASS BEAT.
AM I RIGHT OR AM I MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT?
AGAIN WITH THE SINKING ROSEMARY
JEGUS H. GRIST, IT’S LIKE YOU PEOPLE CAN’T GO A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT TRYING TO DROWN YOURSELVES IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN TEARS. DO I HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDS THROUGH EVERY ONE OF YOUR SHIPPING TRAGEDIES, REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT SHIPPING AND YOU ARE ASININE CREATIONS INVENTED TO HELP WASTE TIME AND SPACE, RESPECTIVELY, IN WAYS WHICH PERSONALLY HARM ME?
ONCE AGAIN: I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW THE FUCK KANAYA AND ROSE ARE DOING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT QUADRANT THEY’RE IN (OH WAIT I PROBABLY DO BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT LAST TIME), I DON’T KNOW HOW HAPPY EITHER OF THEM IS, AND I DON’T KNOW WHY ROSE IMBIBES SOPORIFICS ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS, BUT I KNOW AT LEAST AS MUCH AS YOU KNOW, AND I’M DRAWING PRETTY WILDLY DIFFERENT CONCLUSIONS THAN YOU BASED ON THE SAME GODDAMN FACTS:
SO-CALLED “BLACK ROSEMARY”
ALRIGHT, I GUESS I’M BEING FORCED TO DO THIS AGAINST MY WILL BUT ALSO SOMEHOW OF MY OWN VOLITION, BECAUSE I CAN’T SEE SO MANY PEOPLE BEING SO WRONG IN SUCH A SMALL CONCENTRATION OF TIME WITHOUT FURIOUSLY BITING OFF CHUNKS OF SHEET METAL AND USING THEM TO LACERATE MY EYES.
IT’S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A LOT OF OVER ANALYTICAL CHUDHUFFERS HAVE MISINTERPRETED THE MEANING OF MY ONE OF MY PAST SELF’S MORE RECENT PATHETIC EMOTIONAL FLAILINGS TO MEAN THAT ROSE AND KANAYA FLIPPED QUADRANTS. WOOPS, THESE PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY SHIT HOT SCALDING IDIOT ALL OVER THE INSIDES OF THEIR SPECIAL NEEDS DIAPERSTUBS. NOW I’M NOT SAYING I KNOW FOR SURE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THOSE TWO, I MEAN I GUESS THEY COULD BE BLACK? IT’S NOT LIKE THEY WOULD TELL ME IF THEY WERE. BUT JUST FOR SHITS, LET’S GO OVER WHAT WE KNOW:
URGENT URGENT URGENT!
My wonderful followers! Can you guys do me a huge favor?
This wonderful person
is planning to ‘end himself’
I know him in real life and I know he is great, funny and fantastic person, who should not cause harm to himself!
If you guys could please send him messages anonymously encouraging him to live on, telling him how great he is, saying hi, or relating to his issue! That would mean a lot to me. It really would!
Thank you all for your help!
GOD DAMN IT, I CAN’T JUST NOT SIGNAL BOOST THIS.
Although it would have 8een awesome if you had made it an 8 post rant Vantas! :::;D
(( Nice recap of all the events that have happened since the beginning of the 8log lolol.
8est drama. So much drama. ))
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS HERE? I WRITE OUT THAT HUGE, LIFE CHANGING, WORLD SCARRING SPEECH CAPABLE OF FUCKING OBLITERATING THE PRIDE OF EVEN MOST ARROGANT HIGHBLOODED MILKHUMPER’S THINK PAN AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO READ IT?! THIS IS HOW FAR BEYOND HELP YOU ARE? FINE, LET ME SUM UP FOR YOU, YOUR FUCKING MAJESTY:
YOUR LIFE IS OVER AND YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE IT YET. YOU PROBABLY WON’T FOR SWEEPS, IF YOU’RE STUPID ENOUGH. NICE GOING.
((Thanks! Uh. I think. >_>
I was legit sad she finally did it. I know she is only a silly crack character but your Vriska is still so endearing that seeing her toss away that virginity she was always flaunting on a guy who hit her and was basically terrible still made me go ;_; ))